Long Sentence Poem

Oh God

The requiem of up and coming hit band Radar Newt Lingo has opened the way for Moustache Man, who's moustache hides something sinister; perhaps this sinister something is a collection of little notebooks filled with scrawly words going up and down and all directions, containing no secrets but his own and those of everyone he has come in contact with excepting Radioactive Guano Man, his nemesis, the fiend of all evils and terrifying accounts of interdisciplinary actions brought about by severe constipation and inflammation of the stomach valves, limited in no way by Pepto Bismo or any other substance consisting of gooey pink liquid and, to the horror of all, a menace to the sewer districts of everywhere at any time, in addition to being the scourge of the late night shows and clubs, as well as the possible terror of midnight to four o'clock a.m. throughout the world, fighting Moustache Man fiercely within this regulated time frame so that the rest of the hours of the day can not only be kept safe and sane and separate from those dark hours of the night, when Moustache Man plays hard on his banjo to the terror and awe of all who are in his presence, causing drastic and sudden loss of sanity for everyone in the audience save Radioactive Guano Man, who's ukulele playing causes temporary deafness and blindness to all around him aside from Moustache Man, but also during which time, as their duel progresses, they create visible machinations from within the heart of their music, and command them to battle one-another in a fashion not unlike the clashing of the great titans in the Greek tragedies or the white and red dragons representing the saxons and the welsh clashing beneath the castle of Camelot from the legends and stories of Merlin and Arthur's court told before the modern age but still containing those recurring themes which so oft grace the pages of history and myth with their redundant yet no less valuable lessons of lore and morality, teaching us the ways of battle that have been handed down throughout the generations and finally reaching their compelling conclusion with the fight of Moustache Man and his banjo and moustache poised in the very image of a heroic and yet tragic warrior of the spirit, mind, body and soul against the terrible and terrifying powers of Radioactive Guano Man and his very presence, which along with his ukulele precedes him with an aura of pure terrifying evil and the fear presented thereof, producing a clash of epic proportions beyond the epic proportions of epics in the past or of those in the future, and furthermore being the deciding factor of nations rising and falling in addition to being the definitive event of our era, tantamount to the clashing of such rock bands as Dokken and Motorhead and the resulting shock-waves of pure rock and roll which would sweep throughout the land like the ripples of energy from the release of a thousand megaton object being dropped from eight million feet above the surface of an ocean during the coinciding coincidence of a tsunami and an earthquake of nine point six on the Richter scale occurring simultaneously.