Poemer

I Hate Absurdities

No, I love absurdities
I hate cherry-flavored cough-syrup
I hate drama
I hate cliches
I hate clipping my fingernails directly after I get out the shower because somehow it makes the feeling of the metal cutting the keratin of my fingernails seem just like the feeling you get when you walk out of the theater after finishing a bad movie and your friend asks "how did you like it?"
God I hate it when I'm a pretentious prick
I hate pretentious pricks
I hate going to the bathroom
I hate food that's not good
I hate it when it's 4:00 in the morning and I'm still getting ideas but not doing anything about them
I hate people who know more than me
I don't hate people who know less than me but I'm not sure why